"Gentlemen, I give you: the long fall boot. Think of it as a foot-based suit of armour for the Portal device. I’m not gonna lie to you, it’s as expensive as hell. But check this out. We told this test subject to just go ahead and try to land on her head. Ha ha ha, she can’t do it. Good work, boots.”

sniper-deprived-of-her-words:

Video Game Meme / Sceneries [2/7]  → Portal 2

cteranodon:

FUN FACT

the thing he says in Spanish is

"You are using this translation software incorrectly. Please consult the manual."

baysalt:

Good luck with that one, lady

baysalt:

Good luck with that one, lady

stillalivedoingscience:


Having chosen to pass time pointlessly examining things far too closely, this particular mural of GLaDOS’ defeat includes the addition of “RIP” on the left and “No! No! No! No!” written into the scribbles beneath Chell.

i like that in-game the “RIP” is so hard to see because it’s cleverly hidden behind plants

stillalivedoingscience:

Having chosen to pass time pointlessly examining things far too closely, this particular mural of GLaDOS’ defeat includes the addition of “RIP” on the left and “No! No! No! No!” written into the scribbles beneath Chell.

i like that in-game the “RIP” is so hard to see because it’s cleverly hidden behind plants

sweet-bitsy:

jitterbugjive:

I put my portal game at the highest quality graphics in order to read this cup and….

I remember this
And I am still waiting for the answer

sweet-bitsy:

jitterbugjive:

I put my portal game at the highest quality graphics in order to read this cup and….

I remember this

And I am still waiting for the answer

pi-factory:

unbadger:

gfjgsdkjfjjk BURDS. BURDAL.

a long overdue continuation of this set of drawings. i switched bird!Chell from a peregrine falcon to an orange-breasted falcon and got rid of bird!Wheatley’s glasses because they were stupid. he’s still a blue budgie tho.

and bird!GLaDOS is a secretary bird because omg how can she NOT be have you seen those things??? dang. and then i thought she would be a different kind of bird when she gets usurped and i was just like…. bushtits. how humiliating. and adorable. and brown like potatoes idkkkk

im sorry Valve gomen nasai. umu

There is so much right with this, I don’t even know where to start.

Secretary bird, AMG, YES.

toxicosis:

for miki, an amazing glados and an even more amazing friend.
i love you and i hope things look up for you soon. 

toxicosis:

for miki, an amazing glados and an even more amazing friend.

i love you and i hope things look up for you soon. 

No, you’re not marshmallows, are you? Look at those cold, avian eyes. Those talons. Those razor-sharp beaks. You’re little killing machines, aren’t you? Yes. Go to sleep, my little killers. Mommy’s got a big day for you tomorrow.