"Gentlemen, I give you: the long fall boot. Think of it as a foot-based suit of armour for the Portal device. I’m not gonna lie to you, it’s as expensive as hell. But check this out. We told this test subject to just go ahead and try to land on her head. Ha ha ha, she can’t do it. Good work, boots.”

justbriann:

It literally says it might make you sweat. Just in a really fancy way. Lol

soupengine:

Portal Gauntlet (On Arm) by ThePandaPastry
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roboticdreams:

some cute GLaDOS quotes because i can think of nothing more important

ayaneninja:

тортик был

ayaneninja:

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“Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you’re going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.” +

Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you’re going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.” +

eiviie:

Also a Merry Christmas to jszi!!! Thank you for the steam gifts, I wish I could give you something equally awesome :”V Enjoy your day!! ♥

eiviie:

Also a Merry Christmas to jszi!!! Thank you for the steam gifts, I wish I could give you something equally awesome :”V Enjoy your day!! ♥

toxicosis:

i drew this for the ugly sweater meme
glados will have a good christmas in her cozy ugly sweater u///u

toxicosis:

i drew this for the ugly sweater meme

glados will have a good christmas in her cozy ugly sweater u///u