happy new year dudes and boobs — i mean ladies, sorry
dave is like the biggest puppy, i swear.
TG: why wont you
TG: wake up already
TG: its like 11 over there thats enough sleep
TG: i need to talk to you about how much i dont like this movie
TG: ive been awake since 8 you cant do this to me
TG: fine you know what im gonna make pizza
TG: and you cant have any of it
TG: guess whats in the oven
TG: and guess who its for
TG: not you
TG: haha this pizza is fucking delicious and its not yours
TG: but seriously its almost one over there stop sleeping
TG: i dont even remember what i wanted to talk to you about
TG: oh yeah movie
EB: you are the best part of waking up sometimes, dude.
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tumblr decides to use remove the “tags” feature; they quote Livejournal, saying, “who uses them, anyway?”
Tumblr's Support Problem with 'Missing e'
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lontana replied to your post: i have been bedridden with awful cramps all day … i love youuuuuuuuuuuuu ;___; also i’m sorry i missed you last night, i didn’t see your im until you were already gone weeehhh i love you toooooo and that’s ok i figured you were probably playing ff or smthn raketen replied to your post: i have been bedridden with awful cramps all day...
rumarumi: no please you don’t understand these fictional characters are my babies
i have been bedridden with awful cramps all day love me
Humane Society Sparks Outrage By Euthanizing...
rainbowbunniie: PHOENIX — Animal lovers threatened to pull donations to an animal rescue group and the public flooded the agency with scathing comments and calls after a man’s cat was euthanized when he couldn’t afford its medical care, prompting the Arizona Humane Society to go into damage-control mode Wednesday. The group has hired a publicist, removed dozens of comments on its Facebook...
also glados is way bigger than that is it bad that when i saw “use defective core” i was like choke on your own dick ?
what was it like before fictional characters...
we’ve discovered recently that chillens really likes to put her paws on cups and push them over oh noooo…
lontana: laserphase: rubysmod: Portal 2 Ending | GlaDOS glados you did not have a pretty good life just sayin LMAO I always wonder if people forget tha…t i mean seriously i bet its really fun having voices put in yr head for years yeah that sounds like a grand ol’ time to me let’s go, lets have a party, we’ll have a party with all the cores they stuck to her brain glados is just a...
aahhh.. mood swing and mom keeps texting me stupid shit she told me to get dad to show me home videos so i could see the muppet toys i had when i was little (i had asked who started me on the muppets and it turned into don’t you remember this and that) and she “wants me to remember the feelings I had for them” so I told her, “I don’t need to see them, I already...
superzelda: i hate it when people say a game isnt realistic enough okay lets play realistically one shot and youre dead and you can never play the game again there you go is that realistic enough for you omg of course video games are realistic aperture is REAL and im going to GO THERE and bring Chell and her and GLaDOS can sort out their problems ADN THEN HAVE ROBOT LESBIAN SEX all i need...
oh i just realized the original poster wasn’t Marbles now the rest of tumblr will know that i’m insane
lontana: laserphase: sibeal: i was in the middle of playing ffxiii and suddenly decided i wanted to draw glados in glasses so i did that wow igot really scared bc of the new URL but anyway glasses yay i know i just scared myself because i forgot i had changed it good five am decision making y e a h +__+ ♥ LMFAO we’re incredibly smart especially at 5am heheh =//v//=
there is no point in going to bed now……
Me: *turns on car radio*
Radio Station 1: "I'M SEXY AND I KNO-"
Me: SHUT UP *change*
Radio Station 2: "LAST FRIDAY NI-"
Me: FUCK *change*
Radio Station 3: "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRA-"
ME: *turns car into oncoming traffic*
sibeal: this was born from this conversation between chellsbooty and i — clearly i’m not to blame. this was actually supposed to be funnier but i’m not good at funny so i tried for cute instead. (and the stitched together/fullsize version is here.)
fallout 3 is $8 today and fallout: new vegas is $10 for anyone looking to play the games
me: i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk to me
me: no not you