god i am so fucking gay im trying to find shit in my room that i dont want and i found a teddy bear a boy gave me and put it in the bag and then i went back to pet its head and said “no offense” IM SORRY MR. BEAR it’s just… that…….i……. :’-(
i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”
Can a girl with long nails be a lesbian? I know this question is dumb, but it's an honest question. I'm straigth, so I don't know about that.
Once your nails get to a certain length the NLA (National Lesbian Association) will come inspect your nails, if they find that the nails are at a dangerous length and may cause injury to an innocent vagina, they will revoke your lesbian card and you must wait six months before you can reapply.